Entries (RSS)I Guess We Beat Boston Too? Thanks Pedro?
Pedro was playing last night for the Sox fans (bet Philly loved that):
Q. Would it amuse you to hear that every Red Sox fan is rooting for you to beat the Yankees?
PEDRO MARTINEZ: No, it wouldn’t. It wouldn’t surprise me at all. I know that they don’t like the Yankees to win, not even in Nintendo games. (Laughter). And knowing that I am part of Boston, I consider myself a Bostonian, as well, too, I’ve been a Montrealer, a Bostonian, and now a New Yorker, and somehow I might become a Philadelphian now. But I’ve only been there for a short period. It’s something that’s a work in progress, and I’m pretty sure that every Boston fan out there can feel proud that I’m going to try to beat the Yankees, and I’m going to give just the same effort I always did for them. They’re special fans, and they will always have my respect.
Talk about two birds with one stone…we actually beat the hell out of Philly, which is an absolute toilet of a city and has the worst fans in any sport so it was complete bliss pulverizing them. Then we get to beat the Sox because apparently Pedro was playing for them and we rolled them out too. How much of a better win could this be? The only thing that might have topped if off is if Carl Pavano came in to relieve Pedro instead of Happ and we bitch slapped him too. As if Sox fans needed anything else to feel awful about themselves for, now Pedro screws them like the old days. Doesn’t get much better than this.
Once again….thanks Pedro! It never gets old.
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Indeed, shelling Pedro, who invoked Sux Fan as his inspiration was su-weeeeeeet.
Hey, boss, I wonder where all the Yankee Playah Haytah’s went ? They sure seem to have vanished.
HA HA HA HA you asshats !!!!