Not sure if this is a commercial or actual footage, because thats the type of shit that happens when guys see Meghan Fox in a bathtub. Shit it even happened to me during the Super Bowl. At the exact moment that this commercial was playing it hypnotized me, causing me to fall down a flight of stairs as I walked right into my buddy’s open basement door. There is no comparison between any other commercials. Who gives a shit about Leno/Letterman, some horses, Doritos, Puppy Bowl or any of that other bullshit. Meghan Fox is smoking hot.

The game definitely lived up to the hype, no question about it. Great game between the two best teams in the league. Once the Saints beat the Giants (sending them into a downward spiral that cored the center of the earth), everyone knew it was going to be a Sants vs Colts Super Bowl. Awesome game and it just shows how the NFL dominates the world.

I was rooting for the Saints (just ask my bookie), but would have never in a million years expected to see the game go down the proverbial toilet with a Peyton INT. Somewhere right now, Mike Francessa is still wiping the tears from his eyes because he now has to find someone else’s stick to get on and ride for the next 6 months. Im shocked at how quiet its been on the Colts fan side this morning. All the shit bags from this post from mycolts.net didn’t come by this morning. If you’re going to open your pie hole, at least have the balls to come back and apologize to me for the inconvenience. I’ll fucking crush that blog and the dickhead from the “14-0″ pic who was all over me. Bow down to NYSuperblog!

Is there anything worse that seeing Jeremy Shockey catch a TD pass in the Super Bowl? He couldn’t catch a 3 yard slant when he was with the Giants and now all of a sudden he found his receiving hands?

Loved seeing Kim Kardashian parading around on the field after the game looking like the slut she is. Reggie was hitting that Bologna Fold the second they got to the hotel and was probably all dressed up in a Saints jersey and shit…+1 for Reggie Bush.

OK, so this skinny little prick thinks he can commit to USC at age 13? Guess what asshole, no one gives a shit except the NY Post, so go back to popping zits and getting to second base at the 8th grade dance. Better yet, he gave the verbal commitment to Lane Kiffin. Again, sorry kid, but there isn’t a chance in hell that Lane Kiffin is at USC in 2015…he’ll have changed schools 6 times by then and will probably be coaching Miami of Ohio or some other school no one gives a shit about.

Fact of the matter is, there is no reason for anyone to be committing to a school at 13, no reason at all. Actually, I take that back. If you’re 6′5″, 235lbs and can throw the ball 60 yards in the 8th grade, sure, you can start talking some shit. If you’re not, do your algebra homework because there is a pretty good shot you’re going to be a working stiff like the rest of us. Truth be told, I hope this kid’s shoveling cow shit by his 19th birthday because thats how I roll.

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Best line of the video: “They’re all nude in the tub, the hot tub. They’ll probaby get AIDS of course. What is the newest disease? I don’t know”

Fucking right grandma! I love this old bag! I wonder if this kid would be interested in trading grandmothers. I could throw in a box of NYSuperFan tees to sweeten the deal.

The Devils just traded for superstar Illya Kovalchuck, as if that was needed. This kid just turned down a $101million contract extension to come to the Devils so he can throw the Stanley Cup in his living room for a few weeks. Talk about a big fuck you to Atlanta and the rest of the NHL. Pauly D might think he’s king shit around this state right now, but thats all going to come to an end once Illya starts swinging his dick all over the place. Snookie’s going to be center ice for the rest of the season while Jwoww starts throwing her bra in the player’s box at our new winger. Sammi Sweetheart is probably going to change her name to Sammi Kovalchuck, but this time Ronnie’s going to be the one laying face down. Its not like the Knicks, Rangers or Nets are doing shit around here…so its time to part the seas for the real king of the area this time of year. Did I mention this kid is only 27? Yeah, guess I forgot that.

Anyone who wants to come to meet at my house so we can carpool to the Devils Stanley Cup Parade let me know….I’ll get the cooler ready.

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I’ve heard of the Stanky Leg, The Electric Slide, The Macarena, The Dollar Dance….but the Christian Side Hug? Side hugs are straight whack homey….front hugs all around playas.

Looks like the Yankees have taken their collective heads out of their collective asses because Joba appears headed back to the pen. Joba Chamblerlain is the heir apparent to the Sandman himself and wasting his fucking arm in that bullshit Joba Rule starting rotation crap is just flushing this kid down the toilet! This is the best news I’ve heard all off season.

Phil Hughes will get his shot to start! HHHHUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!

Get your “Its Joba Time!” and “Joba” flame tees ready because someone’s going to be throwing gas at the stadium this season!!!

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So Rex Ryan headed down to Miami to watch Herschel Walker bludgeon some poor slob, then had a little run-in with a microphone. We know these microphone happenings tend to end in Ryan saying something ballsy and sometimes stupid, but this time he even outdid himself. Rex Ryan looked 10,000 Dolphin fans in the face, said “fuck you” and followed it up by flipping them the bird. Usually I would get all over him for some shit like this, but this time I have to tip my cap. There isn’t a coach on the planet that has the balls that Rex Ryan has and I fucking love it. Bellichick was at home painting his wife’s toes while trying to find out what the hell happened to his season and Parcells was home asking himself why he took this shitty job, while Rex Ryan laughed his ass all the way to the AFC Championship game with a rookie QB.

Guess what Miami…make the playoffs and then you can boo King Ryan….until then shut your pina colada hole. GFY.

Listen folks, Johnny Damon said today that “I’m not ruling out not being in New York, whether it’s not this year, or whenever it is, whether I start the season with them, or whether they trade for me at the deadline, or if they sign me next year, or what not. I love New York,”. Guess what else Johnny said…the sky is blue, water is wet and Meghan Fox has a nice ass. Come on already! Oh really, Johnny Damon is leaving the door open with the Yankees?? You mean he’s not eliminating the most dominating franchise in MLB history as an option? Wow…thats a shocker. I thought he would have been content going to Oakland because they are surely a contender this season.

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